True statement made by me on the phone the other day to my mom: If you don’t know the difference between writing on someone’s wall and sending a private email maybe you shouldn’t be using Facebook.
This was not said because some horrible family secret was made public. This was actually part of a broader conversation about technology and the internet. For some reason my mom, who is very sweet and the best mom a kid could have by the way, thinks I’m some kind of expert on these things. That shows you how much she knows.
She may also be reading this right now.
Hey Mom! Just in case you are reading this right now, this is not an email. It’s also not Facebook. This is a blog…which the whole world can see…but only 3 people read. But the whole world could read it if they wanted. Even China, as long as I don’t say anything negative about their government, which I maybe just did, so probably not China now.
Anyone out there reading this who wants to say hi to my mom, please do so in the comments section. It will confuse the hell out of her but it would be really nice.