I’m glad I recorded this week’s episode of True Blood because it was completely forgettable. Seriously, when I got an email from my friend Sheila this morning (flagged as “urgent”) asking if I’d seen it yet I realized I had already forgotten what I had seen a mere 8 hours before. After a refresher from Sheila and watching again tonight I have the following observations:
- I wonder if Eric would be as tender in bed as he is in Sookie’s dreams. My guess is no.
- And while were on the subject, is it too late to bring up the fact that Eric is clearly hotter than Sam?
- Why didn’t Mary Ann know, through her great evil powers, what was going on a Merlottes and just come and get Sam herself?
- Classic line award goes to Lafayette: “Jesus and I agreed to see other people but that don’t mean we don’t still talk from time to time.”
- Oh! Egg’s is the name of Tara’s boyfriend! I was wondering the first time around why she needed eggs when she came out of her trance.
- Apparently this episode was only 45 minutes. I didn’t even notice.
Overall, this nonsense with Mary Ann has gotten completely out of control. If they continue on this route they might as well turn the show into a cartoon. They’re halfway there already.